10 Quotes That Prove Liam Gallagher Is Probably The Greatest Rockstar Of All Time.

(Or At Least The Funniest.)

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Most casual music listeners know Liam Gallagher as the former lead singer of Oasis, now the current front man of Beady Eye.

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He is also known for being a volatile and erratic caricature of a rockstar. What follows are some of his greatest hits -- outrageous, abrasive, nonsensical and goddamned hilarious quotes.

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On band names:

"At the end of the day a name's a name. You could be called fucking 'Veiny Love Stick,' but if your music's shit then it's shit."

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On Oasis fans:

"I live my life for you bunch of cunts, so buy a fucking t-shirt and a poster on the way out, you fuckers."

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GQ Magazine: "When were you last starstruck?"

Liam Gallagher: "When I went in the toilet a minute ago and looked in the mirror.”

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On other bands playing at the same festival:

"I’m not into writing fucking morbid music like the rest of these pricks that are playing here. They all write bollocks, they’re all, like, fucking – they’re all in pain. Well, My fucking ears are in pain fucking hearing your fucking voice, you twat."

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On Kanye West running into that pole:

"I couldn't give a fuck what that fucking clown gets up to. Have you seen when he bumped his head? He's coming out of the gym with that bird and there are geezers taking pictures. You have to put your head up and carry on walking. He's gone and walked straight into a fucking pole. You hear it go 'dink' and him tell people to stop taking pictures. Put your head up so you know what you're doing! Smashed his head up. He's a fucking idiot. You'll never see Jesus banging his head."

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On Florence Welch:

“I'm sure she's a nice girl, but she sounds like someone's stood on her fucking foot. I'm not having someone with ginger hair making music. I'm not going down that road.”

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On Radiohead’s The King of Limbs:

"I like to think that what we do, we do fucking well. Them writing a song about a fucking tree? Give me a fucking break! A thousand year old tree? Go fuck yourself!"

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On Mumford and Sons:

"They look like fucking Amish people. You know them ones with the big sideys that don't use electricity? Growing their own food and putting barns up. I need music to be a bit more sexy and played by people who look a bit fucking dangerous."

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On the naming the Oasis compilation album Stop the clocks:

"If I can understand it then fucking so can the rest of the country. Go out and fucking buy it and stop asking questions ya bunch of cunts."

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On getting kicked out of the Brit awards for pushing over a silver-painted female model:

Liam: "If we are fucking going to get invited then I’m gonna turn up an have it and I’m gonna fucking play the game – especially with his misses out there who’s fucking standing like some bird asshole. I’ve been silver before. And I’ve been pushed over. And I got up and fucking carried on right, yeah. So he’s sitting there going, ‘Hey, you pushed my bird over, She’s silver!’ I was gold and I was bronze, too, baby!"

Interviewer: "Who are you talking about?"

Liam: "Just -- weirdos. Now can we all take loads of class-A drugs?"