1. There’s a listing on Zoopla for a one bedroom flat in Hoxton.
3. But… hang on, what’s this in the description?
“Unfortunately no rafters or natural beams to hang yourself from.”
5. OK, that’s quite unsettling. But now look what happens when you click on the Street View tab.
Mystery solved: the flat is directly opposite a sweet shop called Monster Supplies. Google Maps has simply taken the closest co-ordinates possible.
Zoopla has now deleted the hanging reference, but not responded to BuzzFeed’s request for an explanation.