36 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh/Wince

Click below each question to reveal the answer. And prepare to groan.

  1. 1. Which farmer sits on his tractor shouting, “The end is nigh.”?
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  1. 2. Woman at food fair: “Why is this cake more expensive than your other cake?”
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  1. 3. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
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  1. 4. How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?
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  1. 5. What do you call a ghost at a hotel?
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  1. 6. What’s the first sign of Madness?
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  1. 7. What is Scotland’s friendliest motorway?
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  1. 8. What was the worst thing about Robin Hood’s house?
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  1. 9. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?
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  1. 10. What is Forrest Gump’s Facebook password?
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  1. 11. Why did the paranoid guy quit Twitter?
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  1. 12. What’s Urdu?
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  1. 13. What’s the scariest thing in geometry?
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  1. 14. Why are dwarfs good at maths?
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  1. 15. What’s a quark?
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  1. 16. How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
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  1. 17. What’s the quickest way to double your money?
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  1. 18. What’s ET short for?
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  1. 19. Do you know the difference between illegal and unlawful?
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  1. 20. Why was the calendar depressed?
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  1. 21. What do you call a three-foot-long aardvark?
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  1. 22. Why don't owls date in the rain?
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  1. 23. Why did the barista quit his job?
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  1. 24. Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
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  1. 25. How do you stop a bull from charging?
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  1. 26. Customer: "Why do these cashews keep saying nice things about my hair?"
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  1. 27. What do you get when four giraffes collide?
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  1. 28. What do you call a cow with no legs?
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  1. 29. Why was the archaeologist depressed?
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  1. 30. What do you get if you cross a soldier with a chilli?
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  1. 31. What's the most commonly misspelled blood group?
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  1. 32. Barman: "How would you like to buy a vodka for 20p?"
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  1. 33. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
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  1. 34. What do you call Santa's helpers?
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  1. 35. Why was the computer tired when it got home?
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  1. 36. What do you call dyslexic owls?
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All jokes via the following sources:

1. The Mammoth Book Of One Liners, edited by Geoff Tibballs, published by Robinson.
2. reddit.com/r/dadjokes.
3. @baddadjokes.
4. legendarydadjokes.tumblr.com.

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