Buzz·Posted on 13 May 201426 Creative Ways To Insult David Cameron On TwitterLet's hope he never checks his replies. NSFW language ahead.by Luke LewisBuzzFeed Executive Editor, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. David Cameron @David_Cameron A sign our #LongTermEconomicPlan is working, meaning security #ForHardworkingPeople - OECD revises up our growth forecast for 2014 to 3.2%. 09:04 AM - 06 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Tom Byrne @_TomByrne_ @David_Cameron what's the growth percentage for your forehead? 09:06 AM - 06 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. David Cameron @David_Cameron The General Election is one year away. Here's how you can back the plan that is turning Britain around: https://t.co/T9MyVSuX53 09:31 AM - 07 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite paul montague @paul_montague @David_Cameron Turning it around for your chums eh CUNTYBOLLOCKS 09:33 AM - 07 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite CHWIS @whitesweed @David_Cameron you fucking deluded spunktrumpet dishface fuckoff 02:52 PM - 29 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. David Cameron @David_Cameron More jobs, opportunities and security - that's why today's growth figures are so important. #LongTermEconomicPlan 02:49 PM - 29 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Bao Bao @fiatpanda @David_Cameron Hard-working is FUCKING WELL HYPHENATED, you glistening, meat-faced dolt. 05:43 PM - 29 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. David Cameron @David_Cameron It's unacceptable there's a loophole allowing paedophile "training manuals", that's why I want to protect children by making them illegal. 07:11 AM - 27 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Ems @GayRoller2000 @David_Cameron now you want to make children illegal? You're a fucking idiot cockwomble 07:17 AM - 27 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. David Cameron @David_Cameron Congratulations to the police - helping overall crime to fall 15% in 2013 in England & Wales. #CrimeIsFalling. 09:49 AM - 24 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite @cunt__fuck @David_Cameron your face is a crime 09:49 AM - 24 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. David Cameron @David_Cameron Voting Conservative on 22nd May is the only way to get #RealChangeInEurope - watch and share our new film: http://t.co/0x1oGb2kCF 03:12 PM - 22 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Al Jahom @AlJahom @David_Cameron Bite a pylon, panface. 03:12 PM - 22 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. David Cameron @David_Cameron Talking to Ange at @Asda, a company announcing 12,000 new jobs and helping show our #LongTermEconomicPlan is working. 10:02 AM - 07 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Jakeshaker @Jakeshaker @David_Cameron @asda stop taking photos of you doing your job you thundercunt 10:03 AM - 07 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. David Cameron @David_Cameron Great to meet the "Orange Army", and mark the re-opening of the vital Dawlish railway line after the storms. 12:23 PM - 04 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Thundercock @FatherWoland .@David_Cameron A brief glimpse into a reptilian guantanamo future. 12:28 PM - 04 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. David Cameron @David_Cameron Visiting Birmingham International Airport where expansion will create 8,000 jobs #LongTermEconomicPlan 10:40 AM - 03 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite J.A.M.E.S @RteeFufkin @David_Cameron Are they using your massive shiny face as a new runway? 10:42 AM - 03 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Conservatives @Conservatives Labour wrecked the economy once, and now they want to do it all over again. Help stop them by RTing this film: http://t.co/ta9rNx1HJQ 12:40 PM - 01 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Al Jahom @AlJahom @Conservatives @David_Cameron Fuck off, Mr Potato Head 04:17 PM - 01 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19. David Cameron @David_Cameron Tax relief for business investment doubled to 򣔀,000 today. ꎙ.8% of firms will pay NO tax on capital investment. #LongTermEconomicPlan 11:18 AM - 01 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Al Jahom @AlJahom @David_Cameron Fuck off, Moontwat. 12:19 PM - 01 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Brendan @Brendan_Surrey @David_Cameron Eat shit you flubber-faced, fraudulent, two faced cock weasel 11:19 AM - 01 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. David Cameron @David_Cameron Big tax changes this week are aimed at job creation. They're part of a #LongTermEconomicPlan creating security and opportunity for people. 07:19 AM - 31 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Brendan @Brendan_Surrey @David_Cameron Suck a tailpipe you gammon faced douchebag 07:19 AM - 31 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. David Cameron @David_Cameron Incredibly proud of @ParalympicsGB, showing off their fantastic haul of medals at No10 this morning. 01:52 PM - 18 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Lyle @LyleD4D @David_Cameron And every damn one of them is more able than you, you vapid dish-faced media whore wankspangle 01:56 PM - 18 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 24. David Cameron @David_Cameron The @sportrelief challenges range from the mad to the truly mad: from cycling 100 miles underwater to @jowhiley's 26 hours on a treadmill... 05:30 PM - 17 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Christine of Aaargh @cdaargh @David_Cameron You could do us all a favour by cycling 100 miles underwater with no oxygen supply, you sorry shitstain vomitpustule. 05:53 PM - 17 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. David Cameron @David_Cameron @SirPatStew Talking to another US President, this time face to face, not on the phone. 11:33 AM - 07 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Clem Fandango @InfectedPelvis @David_Cameron @SirPatStew everyone hates you Dave, even old Billy Bob you utter quimwiffle 11:37 AM - 07 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. shunt69 @shunt69 @David_Cameron Fuck off Dishface 09:05 AM - 06 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Will @WillMcHoebag .@David_Cameron Fuck off dish face. 11:54 AM - 01 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Andy Parmo @andyparmo @David_Cameron @Conservatives fuck off dish face 01:59 PM - 08 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite CHWIS @whitesweed @David_Cameron Fuckoff dishface! 09:33 AM - 07 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Soap Distant @StreetsOfTide @David_Cameron @_StephensStory Fuck off dish face x 04:19 PM - 02 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Gareth Vickers @vickershaft @David_Cameron Fuckoff DishFace #fuckoffdishface 08:11 AM - 09 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Chris Coulson @chrisccoulson @David_Cameron ǝɔɐɟɥsı̣p ɟɟo ʞɔnℲ 08:43 AM - 18 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite