12 British Tourist Attractions, Renamed By Chinese People

    Visit Britain asked Chinese people to give literal names to some of our best known landmarks. Here are the delightful results, translated back into English.

    1. A Tower Allowing Us To Pluck The Stars From The Sky.

    2. A Place Filled With Things To Attract Yuppies And Fashionable Ladies.

    3. Mountain Lakes Get You Drunk On Dreams.

    4. A Beautiful Street With Long History and Profound Culture.

    5. Strongman Skirt Party.

    6. A Place That Is Happy To Visit.

    7. Starry Sky So Clear It Talks To You.

    8. Custom-Made For Rich People Street.

    9. The Wall Of Eternity.

    10. Healthy Lung Village.

    11. Forest Of Chivalrous Thieves.

    12. Poseidon’s Trident.