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29 Awesomely Awkward Attempts At Being Sexy

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2. The Lady Who Licked Tractors.

3. Pole dance faceplant.

4. “Do I make you horny, baby?”

5. When bathroom selfies go wrong.

6. When bedroom selfies go wrong.

7. “Get your motor running…”

8. Yes, this makes sense.

9. “I got the moves like —”

11. Post-workout duckface.

12. Musical chairs.

14. Welcome to the gun show.

16. “I whip my hair back and forth.”

17. “Let me be your fantasy.”

18. “I’m a slaaaave for you.”

19. “Come to me. Let me serenade you.”

21. “Draw me like one of your French girls.”

22. Blond ambition.

23. Sexiest Snapchat ever?

24. Hang on, who let him in?

26. “I’m a genie in a bottle. You gotta rub me the right way.”

27. Don’t mind me. Just twerking on some bins.

28. “Square-jawed. Serious. Yes, this will make the ideal profile photo.”

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