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"Godddamn I love Wetherspoons. The cocktails are so cheap, the food is great and we don't have an Aussie equivalent. Please relocate ALL of the Wetherspoons to Australia immediately please."
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TBH I could fill a whole notebook with things I love. Blame it on my obsession with your TV/movies/books (Though I've seen way too many British buttholes thanks to Embarrassing Bodies).
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"You are responsible for the Gallagher brothers who are probably the funniest / most horrible people in the music industry.
"I have been to London and never have I known a nation to whine as much as Australia. I don't know why I'm surprised we share the same characteristics."
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"British accents are everything. I mean, there are some exceptions. I'm looking at you, Vicky Pollard."
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"It's been said before and I'll say it again - the English accent is damn sexy. And yes, ALL English accents, including the rough and tough sounding ones. That's where my second love of all English swears originates."
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"Every picture I've seen of the UK is grey, cold-looking, and gloomy AF. Your country needs a permanent Valencia filter or something."
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"I don't care that Pret is a mega franchise, they are always there when you need them to satiate your sandwich craving."
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