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Imagine this one lying next to you on the pillow
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Or how about this handsome chap for your bedside table?
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What about this one? Its eyes might look bruised, but they're throwing in that lovely ring
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But if it's real value for money you're looking for this lifeless Royal baby comes with a free coffin AND a spoon
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For those of you who like your infants in polythene bags, this one is just perfect
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Maybe you're after a more cosmopolitan baby. This one holidays in Marbs.
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No? You probaby prefer your babies to be made of china then. How about this one shivering under a flag?
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Don't you just LOVE the regretful solemnity that comes with this cheeky pair?
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Yeah you're right, these babies are all a bit traditional aren't they? How about this motionless newborn in an on-trend tee?
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Oh come on... these figurines of John Travolta holding your royal baby would look simply FAB on the mantelpiece
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No? Well there really is no pleasing some people.
