The 13 Dwarves In The Hobbit, Ranked By Hotness

There are plenty of reasons to be excited about Peter Jackson’s new Tolkien trilogy. Let’s ignore all of that and talk about The Hobbit’s dwarf eye candy. posted on December 10, 2012 at 11:12am EST

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13. Balin

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Played by Ken Stott.

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12. Bombur

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Played by Stephen Hunter.

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11. Bifur

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Played by William Kircher.

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10. Oin

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Played by John Callen.

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9. Dori

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Played by Mark Hadlow.

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8. Nori

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Played by Jed Brophy.

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7. Gloin

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Played by Peter Hambleton.

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6. Ori

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Played by Adam Brown.

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5. Dwalin

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Played by Graham McTavish.

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4. Thorin

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Played by Richard Armitage.

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3. Bofur

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Played by James Nesbitt.

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2. Kili

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Played by Aidan Turner.

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1. Fili

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Played by Dean O’Gorman.

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Samyty 2 months ago

ok…this is total bs lol
THORIN IS NUMBER ONE!!!OMG WHY CANT PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT :P
hes handsome, haut~, sexy voice, can <3SING<3, and a king ;) wat can be better..
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heatherh 4 months ago

1 Thorin, 2 Fili, 3 Kili, 4 Bofur
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- gondorlady 4 months ago
  
  Yup, this is where my head and heart are at….just like you have it. And besides who in/on “middle” earth did they poll anyway? How did Balin come in dead last? He’s got a warm heart and is wise. Not my fav of course but that’s just not fair. I can’t get into Bomburs’ weight classification….and how did Ori get so close to the top? Geeezzz….Who voted this way anyway? No reflection on the actors who portray the characters of course as much of their costuming isn’t real but still….
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mariposaa 4 months ago

I can accept Kili and Fili going first (though I fully expected Kili to be #1) but NO WAY does Bofur go before Thorin. No. Way. As for me, I’d vote: #1 Thorin, #2, Kili, #3 Fili, #4 Bofur.
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katej 5 months ago

this is ranked all wrong
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samanthac18 5 months ago

Anyone who’s seen Richard Armitage as Guy of Gisborne KNOWS he will always be perfection. And by perfection, I mean number one. Woosh.
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- abbeyp 4 months ago
  
  Dear god, no one that exists is hotter than Guy.
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MommyDrea 5 months ago

FUCK THAT! WHERE’S LEGOLAS!?
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- Muzz 5 months ago
  
  I am shocked that I know this but Legolas is an elf, not a dwarf, & he does not appear in the first Hobbit film, so he should not be on this list.
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kaaatieeee 5 months ago

let’s do this the logical way. gloin number one because it sounds like groin, then balin because ballin, bombur obviously, but realistically i just want to do aragorn
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Summer Anne Burton 5 months ago

Great list, Louis, but Kili is hotter than Fili and Bifur should be higher, like 5. Those salt and pepper beard braids are 2 kewt 2 b 4gotten.
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ladyarwenblack The 13 Dwarves In The Hobbit, Ranked ... and thinks it’s Geeky, Win & LOL about 5 months ago ×
bertam2 5 months ago

With all due respect to James Nesbitt, NO WAY is his dwarf hotter than Thorin Oakenshield! Are you kidding me? That is crazy talk. Here is Richard Armitage as Thorin, holding his Lego equivalent. OOOF!
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j samms 5 months ago

Ok, I agree that it should be Thorin then Kili and so on but I think the real question is…. How do you think Tolkien would feel about this list?!? Who would HIS number one be?!?!?
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quirkymama thinks The 13 Dwarves In The Hobbit, Ranked ... is Win & OMG about 5 months ago ×
morgan 5 months ago

List invalid. Thorin isn’t number one.
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Drew 5 months ago

1-4 are a disgrace! I’ve seen better beards on dwarf women!
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SitaSky 5 months ago

Thorin should really be number one.
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boomboomboom 5 months ago

Any dwarf manly enough to braid his eyebrows must be first on anyone’s to-do list!
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InadaptadaSocial 5 months ago

It’s 1. Kili, 2. Thori, THEN 3. Fili. Come one Buzzfeed!! Get your shit together yo
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patrickm33 5 months ago

Since when do dwarves have Miami Vice stubble?
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katiep5 5 months ago

AIDEN TURNERRRRR
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Asphodel 5 months ago

Thorin Oakenshield all the way!
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ketorin 5 months ago

Fail, for the fact you got the top slots wrong…Kili number one, Thorin moved up, and Fili moved down.
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13. Balin

12. Bombur

11. Bifur

10. Oin

9. Dori

8. Nori

7. Gloin

6. Ori

5. Dwalin

4. Thorin

3. Bofur

2. Kili

1. Fili

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