35 Reasons Ross Geller Is The Worst

All six of the Friends gang have some annoying quirks, but Ross is a special kind of terrible. Pity those who love him.

1. He’s judgmental. Like, all the time.

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2. And condescending about the nerdiest things.

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3. He whines about EVERYTHING.

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4. I mean, he takes melodrama to a new level.

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5. And bums everyone else out in the process.

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6. He even bums himself out.

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7. He truly believes the world is out to get him. Don’t you hate people like that?

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8. This is how he reacted to spilling shampoo, by the way.

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9. Maybe you’re not a good person, Ross. You ever think about THAT?

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11. He’s a grown man who won’t stop talking about dinosaurs.

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12. And yet, he tells OTHER people to grow up.

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13. Also he calls his mother “Mommy.” Gross.

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14. His irrational jealousy makes him a total pain in the ass to date.

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15. He’s a real dick to anyone else who dates Rachel.

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16. Because he REFUSES to move on.

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17. Speaking of, he said THE WRONG NAME at his wedding.

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18. Probably because he’s, like, always getting married.

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19. And when other people are getting married, he makes it about him. Shocking.

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20. He tries to be one of those fun professors. The worst.

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21. He’s just terrible at having fun in general.

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22. He also sucks at being sexy.

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23. And being suave.

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24. And comforting people. What is this shit?

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25. He has anger management issues.

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26. He basically ruins costume parties.

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27. He had a monkey, which was cool. But then he got rid of it. Whatever.

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28. He’s not nearly as funny as he thinks he is.

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29. Meanwhile, he can’t take a joke.

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30. It’s like, calm down.

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31. He’s just NOT self-aware. At all.

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33. He’s just weird.

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34. And AWKWARD. So awkward.

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35. Worst of all, you can’t answer this question truthfully. Because he’ll cry.

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