3. He whines about EVERYTHING.
4. I mean, he takes melodrama to a new level.
5. And bums everyone else out in the process.
7. He truly believes the world is out to get him. Don’t you hate people like that?
9. Maybe you’re not a good person, Ross. You ever think about THAT?
13. Also he calls his mother “Mommy.” Gross.
14. His irrational jealousy makes him a total pain in the ass to date.
16. Because he REFUSES to move on.
17. Speaking of, he said THE WRONG NAME at his wedding.
18. Probably because he’s, like, always getting married.
19. And when other people are getting married, he makes it about him. Shocking.
24. And comforting people. What is this shit?
27. He had a monkey, which was cool. But then he got rid of it. Whatever.
28. He’s not nearly as funny as he thinks he is.
31. He’s just NOT self-aware. At all.
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