21 Reasons Why Netflix Is The Best Relationship You’ll Ever Have

It’s the truest of all loves.

1. Netflix is always down for wine night.

You don’t even have to share your box!

2. Netflix will never judge you.

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Go ahead and watch Titanic forty-seven times, an entire season of ID Mysteries, and finish off by falling asleep to Adventure Time. Netflix still thinks you rock.

3. Netflix always wants to do what you want to do.

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Netflix has millions of perfect suggestions that basically say, “Yes, I can read your mind babe.” but then is all, “I’ll love whatever you pick.” #swoon

4. Netflix can make you cry, but in a good way.

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Sometimes you just need a good cry, that’s why Netflix comes totally prepared with movies like The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, Ghost, and Rent.

5. Netflix will never have red flags.

There won’t be any reason to run screaming from Netflix, unless you just started a horror movie.

6. Netflix is open minded.

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Netflix doesn’t just have Brokeback Mountain and call themselves inclusive. They have an endless selection dedicated to the LGBT community. GO Netflix!

7. Netflix is I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T.

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Netflix isn’t needy. Netflix doesn’t need you to text or call them back within thirty minutes before they call a search party. Netflix doesn’t need any attention from you at all. THANK GOODNESS.

8. Netflix is great at Long Distance Relationships.

If you don’t want all that hassle of face-to-face commitment, Netflix does still deliver to your door. It’s like “Hey, I’ll give you space. Just let me know what you need and I’ll drop it off.”

9. Netflix always lets you know where you stand.

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You never have to have awkward DTR talks ever again! Netflix checks off every episode you’ve finished so you know what’s next. Also, if you ever need a break, Netflix will let you pick up right where you left off when you come back. Have you ever dated anyone that does that?

10. Netflix comes with a remote control.

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Ever wish your SO came with a control panel? NETFLIX ACTUALLY DOES.

11. Netflix always thinks you look great.

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Netflix will still hang out with you if you haven’t showered in two days and are still wearing last night’s makeup. Netflix will still like you, even when you don’t like yourself.

12. Netflix will always have dinner with you.

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Netflix will always be there to keep you company- even on Top Ramen night.

13. Netflix wants to make your life easier.

We all know how difficult it is to reach up and click “next episode” after you’ve hit that super comfy bed spot, that’s why Netflix is all, “Hey babe, don’t move. I got this.”

14. Netflix will never argue with you.

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Netflix isn’t going to yell at you when you have no idea what’s going on because you weren’t paying attention. Remember, you wear the pants in this relationship.

15. Netflix is always on.

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Netflix is 24/7 ready for action. Can’t sleep at 2 am and want to watch a documentary about honey bees? Have the fuck at it.

16. Netflix has no baggage.

Netflix has no Daddy issues or a terrible break-up to get over. Netflix is free from problems that existed prior to you.

17. Netflix lets you crush on other people.

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Jealousy is never an issue with Netflix. Which is really important because if I’m not vocally admitting my obsession with Kerry Washington in Scandal or openly discussing the perfection that is Ryan Gosling, am I even being entertained?

18. Netflix always knows what to say.

I get more out of my Netflix binge sessions than meetings with my therapist. Netflix just gets me.

19. Netflix is a cheap date.

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Don’t worry about breaking the bank, Netflix is totally affordable. You can even share an account with all your friends. It’s like polygamy, but better.

20. Netflix doesn’t play games.

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The only way you’re getting drama from Netflix is if you click it in genres. Boom.

21. Netflix will always love you.

Netflix loves you so much.

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