1.
That hair and makeup remains perfectly in place during sex.
2.
That most women can orgasm without any clitoral action.
3.
That buttholes have no discoloration whatsoever.
4.
Women have perfectly smooth and hairless skin and there is no evidence of hair ever being there.
5.
That if a woman isn't screaming she's not enjoying herself.
6.
That jack-hammering is pleasurable.
7.
That if someone walks into a room where you're having sex, they'll probably want to join.
8.
That women's legs are made of rubber.
9.
That maids, teachers, cheerleaders, and massage therapists probably want to have sex with you.
