1. People seem to expect you to do it every day.
2. You have to find a place to put all your clothes that isn't the floor.
3. Then it involves standing for the most part.
4. You get all wet.
5. You have to look down at your hairy legs and consider shaving them.
6. Then if you do decide to shave them you have to reach all the way down to them. Both legs. There are two.
7. And don't even get me started on bathing suit season maintenance.
8. After shaving you will probably be a bit cut up.
9. Your hair gets wet.
10. Your. Hair. Gets. Wet.
11. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING BUT SHOWER CAPS DON'T COVER EVERY LITTLE HAIR AND SOMETIMES I HAVE TO WASH IT CAUSE IT SMELLS WEIRD.
12. Women's bodies have extra hiding places.
Don't forget to wash your under-boob. -_-
13. It takes too long.
14. You have to cancel plans just to make time for it if you plan on washing your hair.
15. People don't believe you if you say you can't hang out because you have to wash your hair.
16. After you're done showering you're just cold naked and wet in a bathroom.
17. You need a towel for your hair AND your body.
18. Then you have to figure out how to dry your hair.
19. YOUR. HAIR. GETS. WET.
