1. "Horizontal stripes make you look fat."
2. "Pair red lipstick with the lightest possible eye makeup."
3. "Don't wear leggings as pants."
4. "If you're 'apple-shaped,' don't draw attention to your middle."
5. "Don't overdo it; too many accessories can make your otherwise fashion-forward outfit look a bit forced."
6. Don't swear; it "shows a lack of vocabulary and is ungraceful."
7. “So when are you having a baby?”
8. "Don't get drunk; it's sloppy and unladylike."
9. "Also, if you get too intoxicated, you could get sexually assaulted."
10. "Calm your tits."
11. "It'll feel so much better without a condom."
12. Act any specific way to attract a man: "A little distance combined with the appearance of self-control makes him nervous that he may be losing you."
