11 Ways Knitting Is Actually Drugs

    Knit fast die warm.

    1. It involves the use of needles.

    2. It's highly addictive.

    3. It can be a drain on your bank account.

    4. Usually a friend pressures you into trying it for the first time.

    5. Then you find yourself pressuring others to try.

    6. Sometimes you stay up all night doing it.

    7. It becomes your favorite way to relax after a long day.

    8. It worries your loved ones when you do it too much.

    9. Once you start you can't stop.

    10. It can be disruptive to other people's lives.

    11. It's dangerous as fuck.