When A Pervert Manufactures Products For Kids

Phallacies.

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Buzz Lightyear Sippy Cup

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To infinity and beyond.

Buzz strikes again

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Why so perverted, Buzz?

Playground Fun

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Boys shudder in fear when kids crawl up the slide.

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He'll never play on another slide again.

Naughty Pooh

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I don't even understand this toy.

Glo-Worm

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This should have been a little obvious.

Pool Noodles

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Rad Repeatin' Tarzan

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Just watch.

Hulk Smash!

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Incredible.

Happy Meal Batman

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da na na na na na na na Batman.

An extremely unfortunate inflatable slide.

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Why?

Oscar Mayer Weenie Whistle

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Why does the Wienermobile have to be a whistle?

Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick

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Why does it have to vibrate? WHY?

Rafiki Gets Raunchy

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Poor Simba.

His Spidey senses are tingling

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Awfully floppy.

Mickey Mouse Microphone

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Try not to get your mouth all over it when you're speaking into it. Wait, what?

E.T. Finger Light

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If you put that thing in different packaging, an E.T. finger light is not the first thing that would come to mind.

Popeye Water Gun

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Just weird.

Mr. Bucket

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Technically it may not be phallic, but it's certainly noteworthy. Pay special attention to the words of the jingle.