1. Once upon a time, Carrot Top was a normal-looking kid named Scott Thompson.
3. He knew he was already in for a lifetime of teasing, so he went ahead and joined the band.
12. When that didn’t work out, he knew what he needed to work on next…
14. He knew he had traveled a long way down the evolutionary road, but that there was still work to be done.
18. Then he was all about his muscles and “being tough”
….as tough as Carrot Top could be, of course.