1. The madness has got to stop!
Hello Kitty will put their brand on anything. ANYTHING. You could dedicate every room in an entire house to Hello Kitty - but hey, that’s nothing new. Dozens of people have done it. And how do they do it? It’s easy. Let’s design a Hello Kitty kitchen together. Luckily, there are plenty of items to choose from:
5. Toaster Oven/Coffee Maker Combo
But why would I want this when I could just have a separate Hello Kitty Toaster Oven and Hello Kitty Coffee Maker?
The Hello Kitty fanbase demands variety in their crock pot choices.
Seriously? There is more than one kind of Hello Kitty popcorn maker??
28. Hello Kitty Hot Dog Sausage Maker Steamer Machine
35. Salt and Pepper Grinders
At this point, if it doesn’t have a Hello Kitty logo, it’s not going in the kitchen.
Really, I think one kind of Hello Kitty kitchen timer is plenty.
Now get in the kitchen and make me a Hello Kitty pie.
74. Cookie Cutter
Oh look, you can hang your Hello Kitty cookie off of your Hello Kitty coffee cup filled with coffee brewed in the Hello Kitty coffee maker.
Yes, this begins the REFRIGERATOR portion of our show. This is a mini-fridge, perfect for your freshman dorm room. You’ll make lots of friends…
87. Faucet Attachment
When the water is running, Hello Kitty’s arms move. Is this completely necessary?
Of course there is more than one kind of faucet attachment. It seems that Hello Kitty is urinating here…
104. Cotton Candy Maker
You know what? Screw it. I actually want a cotton candy maker now.
Thank God there are a variety of Hello Kitty Cotton Candy Makers to choose from.
108. Wine Glasses
At this point, why don’t you go ahead and get me a glass of wine?
Vacuum all of the crumbs you drop almost as soon as you drop them. Your Hello Kitty kitchen needs to remain SPOTLESS.
After you’re done cooking your man a meal, clean up your mess with this Hello Kitty mop.