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    Hello Kitty Merchandise Takeover From Hell: Kitchen Edition

    I'm ready to puke now.

    LollapaRooza
    by LollapaRooza

    Community Contributor

    The madness has got to stop!

    Hello Kitty will put their brand on anything. ANYTHING. You could dedicate every room in an entire house to Hello Kitty - but hey, that's nothing new. Dozens of people have done it. And how do they do it? It's easy. Let's design a Hello Kitty kitchen together. Luckily, there are plenty of items to choose from:

    Microwave

    Via flickr.com

    For only $79.99

    Via flickr.com

    Of course there's more than one kind.

    Via ecx.images-amazon.com

    Toaster Oven/Coffee Maker Combo

    Via s2.favim.com

    But why would I want this when I could just have a separate Hello Kitty Toaster Oven and Hello Kitty Coffee Maker?

    Crock Pot

    Via m5.paperblog.com

    Perfect for Superbowl cooking.

    Via hellokittyzone.com
    Via m5.paperblog.com

    The Hello Kitty fanbase demands variety in their crock pot choices.

    Popcorn Maker

    Via blogger.com

    Only $129.99

    Via meijer.com

    Seriously? There is more than one kind of Hello Kitty popcorn maker??

    Via ecx.images-amazon.com

    Another popcorn maker. Come on.

    Toaster

    Via feminspire.com

    Look at the toast. LOOK AT THE TOAST.

    Via di1-2.shoppingshadow.com

    Toaster Oven

    Via cdn.ubergizmo.com

    It never ends

    Via toysrus.co.uk

    Stand Up Mixer

    Via chare.ir

    Hand Mixer

    Via ecx.images-amazon.com

    Kettle

    Via ecx.images-amazon.com

    Rice Steamer

    Via kaboodle.com

    You heard right. Rice steamer.

    Sandwich Maker

    Via geekalerts.com
    Via portalnippon.com
    Via portalnippon.com

    Gotta have more choices in sandwich makers.

    Sandwich Cutters

    Via i.ebayimg.com!BsjQFpgEWk~$(KGrHqYH-EYEvF0d8Y,+BL4V64q7oQ~~_35.JPG

    Yeah.

    Juicer

    Via juiceblenders.co.uk
    Via ecx.images-amazon.com

    Juicer #2

    Via img230.imageshack.us

    Juicer #3

    Juice Holder

    Via flickr.com

    Necessary.

    Hello Kitty Hot Dog Sausage Maker Steamer Machine

    Via juiceblenders.co.uk

    This exists.

    Water Dispenser

    Via c0.dmlimg.com

    Perfect for a professional office setting.

    Every detail counts

    Via flickr.com

    Utensils

    Via http://i00.i.aliimg.com
    Via blogger.com

    Canisters

    Via flickr.com

    Travel Utensils

    Via img.alustea.com

    When a kitty has to eat on the go.

    Salt and Pepper Grinders

    Via supercutekawaii.com

    At this point, if it doesn't have a Hello Kitty logo, it's not going in the kitchen.

    Cooking Pots

    Via supercutekawaii.com
    Via kadocute.com

    More Cookware

    Via cutesense.com
    Via cutesense.com

    Kitchen Timer

    Via artbox.co.uk
    Via plushpaws.co.uk

    Really, I think one kind of Hello Kitty kitchen timer is plenty.

    Apron

    Via ecx.images-amazon.com

    Now get in the kitchen and make me a Hello Kitty pie.

    Via hellokitty.fr
    Via i.ebayimg.com$(KGrHqUOKisE6Yz+F(7vBOttk(Zr4Q~~60_35.JPG
    Via i.ebayimg.com!Bb)Hvpg!Wk~$(KGrHqUH-DkEqutDJNbHBK)je,4!n!~~_35.JPG

    Coffee Maker

    Via media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
    Via hellokittyzone.com
    Via chare.ir
    Via media3.onsugar.com
    Via i.ebayimg.com$(KGrHqV,!hsE-S)GuuSSBPu2DZnWCg~~60_35.JPG
    Via origin.kaboodle.com

    Loooots of caffeinated Hello Kitty fans out there...

    Coffee Cups

    Via d1535dk28ea235.cloudfront.net

    Travel Mugs

    Via simplytoyz.com

    Cutting Board

    Via origin.kaboodle.com
    Via blogger.com
    Via img.auctiva.com

    Note the kitties all over the blade of the knife.

    Pitcher

    Via toon-boutique.ch
    Via kitty-friend.com

    Measuring Cup

    Via flickr.com
    Via ecx.images-amazon.com

    Traschcan

    Via ecx.images-amazon.com
    Via cutesense.com

    Open mouth, insert trash.

    Oven Mitts

    Via hellokittyshop.ch
    Via cn1.kaboodle.com
    Via img.auctiva.com

    Silicone oven mitts

    Paper Towel Holder

    Via origin.kaboodle.com
    Via i.ebayimg.com!BqVfk+!B2k~$(KGrHqIH-C!Eum0F+VUIBLvS9O7Wb!~~_35.JPG

    Yep, that's a paper towel holder as well.

    Via flickr.com

    Napkin Holder

    Via i.ebayimg.com$(KGrHqV,!hsE+nL(Kq9zBQEG!jHMMQ~~60_35.JPG

    Napkins

    Via flickr.com

    Pasta Drainer

    Via flickr.com
    Via flickr.com

    Drain Cover

    Via hypnopixel.com

    Why is this happening?

    Cookie Cutter

    Via ecx.images-amazon.com

    Oh look, you can hang your Hello Kitty cookie off of your Hello Kitty coffee cup filled with coffee brewed in the Hello Kitty coffee maker.

    Via candylandcrafts.com

    Cookie Jar

    Via flickr.com
    Via vandorproducts.com
    Via ecx.images-amazon.com
    Via i.walmartimages.com

    Molds

    Via img.auctiva.com
    Via wgwileyhomes.com

    Refrigerators

    Via shoppingnexus.com

    Yes, this begins the REFRIGERATOR portion of our show. This is a mini-fridge, perfect for your freshman dorm room. You'll make lots of friends...

    Via i.walmartimages.com

    Another mini-fridge

    Via babygiftsoutlet.com
    Via llnw.thesims3.com

    Refrigerator/freezer combo

    Via a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

    Just wow.

    Faucet Attachment

    Via blog.sanriotown.com

    When the water is running, Hello Kitty's arms move. Is this completely necessary?

    Via s3.amazonaws.com

    Of course there is more than one kind of faucet attachment. It seems that Hello Kitty is urinating here...

    Dinnerware

    Via ecx.images-amazon.com
    Via i.ebayimg.com$(KGrHqN,!n8FBY70DR2,BQjOLesJE!~~60_35.JPG
    Via i.ebayimg.com$(KGrHqR,!iwE3QhUi8nSBN57!q6NYw~~_35.JPG
    Via yourdinnerset.co.uk

    It's stunning, all right.

    Teaset

    Via lh4.ggpht.com

    Kitchen Rug

    Via flickr.com
    Via flickr.com

    Blender

    Via flickr.com

    I think I should start investing in Hello Kitty...

    Via img.nichiduta.ro

    Waffle Maker

    Via imagethumbnails.milo.com
    Via d1535dk28ea235.cloudfront.net
    Via kittyhell.com

    Yogurt Maker

    Via wordpress.com

    YOGURT MAKER.

    Ice Cream Maker

    Via wordpress.com
    Via media.hifitower.eu

    Cotton Candy Maker

    Via shoptoit.ca

    You know what? Screw it. I actually want a cotton candy maker now.

    Via pics.ricardostatic.ch

    Thank God there are a variety of Hello Kitty Cotton Candy Makers to choose from.

    Ice Cube Tray

    Via ocado.com
    Via s2.thisnext.com

    Wine Glasses

    Via bonanzleimages.s3.amazonaws.com

    At this point, why don't you go ahead and get me a glass of wine?

    Champagne Flutes

    Via images.monstermarketplace.com

    Cookie Maker

    Via flickr.com

    Knife Block

    Via kittyhell.com

    I LOVE IT.

    Via kittyhell.com

    It's beautiful.

    Roomba

    Via content.emelieockenstrom.se

    Vacuum all of the crumbs you drop almost as soon as you drop them. Your Hello Kitty kitchen needs to remain SPOTLESS.

    Mop

    Via kittyhell.com

    After you're done cooking your man a meal, clean up your mess with this Hello Kitty mop.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Hello Kitty Kitchens:

    Via flickr.com
    Via blogger.com
    Via blogger.com
    Via d1535dk28ea235.cloudfront.net

    Nice dining room architecture.

    Via d1535dk28ea235.cloudfront.net
    Via s3.amazonaws.com
    Via blogger.com
    Via flickr.com
    Via flickr.com

    She seems so proud.

    ...Maybe she lives here.

    Via blogger.com
    Via gifsforum.com

    Go away, I hate you.

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