14 Images Of Screech Trying To Look Attractive

Dustin Diamond will forever be trapped within the walls of Bayside High.

1. The Wink

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You look so thoughtful with your hand on your chin like that.

2. If You Got It, Flaunt It

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If being good at arcade games is something you have going for you, go with it.

"Hey girl, come play some Pac-Man with me"

3. The Close-Up

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You just took the arcade photoshoot to a whole 'nother level, bro.

4. The Half-Smile

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Poor Dustin Diamond. Such a big nose.

5. The Sexy Autograph

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"Sexy" is a relative term, of course.

6. The Backwards Cap

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It makes his face look so...long.

7. The Goatee

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"Maybe facial hair will make me look less like Screech"

8. Fight Someone Smaller To Look Tough

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One of the only celebrities scrawnier than Screech? Horseshack.

9. The Facial Hair + Unnecessary Glasses + Workout Photoshoot Combo

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His facial hair kind of looks like A.J. from the Backstreet Boys.

10. The "Model" Look

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Man, he's trying hard.

11. The Cocky Bastard

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"Didn't I just blow your mind?"

12. Surround Yourself With Big-Breasted Women

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When all else fails, divert attention.

13. The Full Beard

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Look! I'm a man now! A real man!

14. I'm sorry, Dustin, but no matter how hard you try...

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Did you know that in 2006, Dustin Diamond directed and released his own sex tape? It was called Screeched: Saved By The Smell.

...you're doomed to always be remembered as Screech.

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