20 Songs About Butt Sex That Everyone Should Know About

Everybody's doing it. LISTEN:

1. Garfunkel and Oates: "The Loophole" (2013)

Butt sex for Jesus.

2. Samwell: "What What (In The Butt)" (2007)

Anthropomorphized singing butthole butt sex.

3. Grace Jones: "Pull Up To The Bumper" (1981)

Disco queen butt sex.

4. The Doors: "Back Door Man" (1967)

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Classic Rock butt sex.

5. Willam Belli: "Boy Is A Bottom" (2013)

Drag queen butt sex.

6. Peter Griffin: "Cowboy Butt Sex" (2008)

Campfire butt sex.

7. Sade: "The Sweetest Taboo" (1985)

Sade loves butt sex so much she'll stand out in the rain for it.

8. E.U. (Experience Unlimited): "Da Butt" (1988)

80s dance craze butt sex.

9. Logan Lynn: "Bottom Your Way To The Top" (2009)

Electropop butt sex.

10. The B-52's: "Dirty Back Road" (1980)

New Wave butt sex.

11. Nine Inch Nails: "Closer" (1994)

Softcore Industrial butt sex.

12. Deep Purple: "Knocking At Your Back Door" (1984)

Your dad's favorite song about butt sex.

13. Graham Parker and the Rumour: "Back Door Love" (1976)

Your dad's 2nd favorite song about butt sex.

14. The Wet Spots: "Do You Take It" (2007)

Butt sex for crooners.

15. Frank Zappa: "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" (1978)

Rock prophet butt sex.

16. Big Dipper: "Meat Quotient" (2012)

Hairy bear butt sex.

17. Captain and Tennille: "You Never Done It Like That" (1978)

Easy listening butt sex.

18. Wendy O. Williams: "Fuck That Booty" (1986)

Punk pioneer butt sex.

19. Girls Aloud: "Something Kinda Ooooh" (2006)

The worst kind of manufactured girl power butt sex.

20. Backstreet Boys: "I Want It That Way" (1998)

Uhhh...yeah, guys. WE KNOW.