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    You Know You're Old When You Celebrate...

    So many various and sundry things that are neither cool nor relevant. Hey, but if it makes you happy...

    Paying off your student loan. Caching!

    The snow storm MISSING your city.

    Finding a shampoo that works well to make your hair feel thicker.

    Remembering to take your daily multivitamin.

    Getting through every last bit of laundry, AND putting these items away!

    The birth of a child to your niece or nephew.

    Returning to regularity without the help of Metamucil.

    A bottle of red wine that was way cheaper than you'd ever admit.

    Understanding or completing things like: insurance forms, taxes, IRS returns, etc.

    A brand new show on the channel you watch over, and over, and OVER again.

    FINALLY learning the lesson that one must always, ALWAYS have on hand plenty of 9-volt batteries to replace fire alarm batteries in the middle of the night.