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    17 Reasons Having A Doughnut Is Better Than Having A Significant Other

    Love fades, but sprinkles are forever.

    1. A donut will never hog the covers while you're trying to sleep.

    2. They'll never approach you with a cheesy pick-up line to try to get your number.

    3. A donut will never eat all of your popcorn after you offered to buy them their own.

    4. They'll never forget to buy you a birthday present.

    5. A donut will feign interest in sports and help you cheer on your favorite team.

    6. They'll never "like" their ex's sexy profile pictures on Facebook.

    7. A donut will listen to your long story about that annoying thing your coworker did today.

    8. A donut will take you on romantic trips and pose for cheesy pictures without putting up a fight.

    9. They won't freak out when you invite them to meet your parents.

    10. A donut will never wait three hours to text you back.

    11. They'll bring you soup and medicine if you tell them you're under the weather.

    12. A donut will always be willing to spend a lazy night at home with you.

    13. A donut will never storm off in the middle of a fight.

    14. They won't complain when you drag them on a shopping trip and take hours to pick out something you like.

    15. A donut won't get embarrassed when you can't control the urge to kiss them in public.

    16. A donut will carry you home from brunch after you've had too many mimosas.

    17. But most of all, a donut will always be there for you. In sickness and in health, 'til death do you part.

    Happy National Donut Day!