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The Top 11 "Dance Moms" Quotes Of All Time

Because nothing says Tuesday night like an overweight dance dictator crushing tiny child dreams! posted on

11.

Chloe’s innocent response to Abby’s somewhat controversial spy routine involving guns. It’s adorable and accurate!

10.

Brooke describes everyone’s relationship with their mother in one simple sentence.

9.

Spoiler alert: SHE CAN’T

8.

Cathy may be the most rotten candy apple in the bunch, but man can she dish a juicy insult!

BONUS CATHY GIF

Shake dat ass you middle aged dance mom! WERK

7.

Of course no quote compilation would be complete without my personal faves: Christi and Kelly

6.

This was the moment I became a Dance Moms addict. It also gave me one of my new favorite words to work into conversation whenever possible.

5.

While these ladies often use the word whore, they never fail to say it with fresh enthusiasm every time!

4.

Preach Dr.Holly!

BONUS HOLLY

Because let’s be real we all know she’s thinking it!

2.

Something tells me you’ll be fine Vivi-Anne…
But let’s be real we’ve all used some excuse of this caliber to get out of something we reallllllly didn’t want to do.

1.

This quote will always be my favorite because HELLO TACOS. Also I’m pretty sure this proves Vivi-Anne is my spirit animal.

BONUS ABBY GIF

The queen of the ALDC herself! Sorry if this image haunts you in your sleep

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