Why BuzzFeed Should Hire Me

Dear BuzzFeed, here are the many reasons why you should hire me to be an Associate Social Media Editor (the one that is fluent in Chinese).

1. "Fluency in Chinese preferred". OH that's me.

I can do that too.

2. "1-3 year of social media editing experience"

Via google.com

At 12 Xanga taught me how to change layouts, at 14 Myspace taught me how to code and be a fake DJ. Facebook? I've been on it since Myspace went out of fashion. Instagram- I choose only the prime filters. Pinterest? I will organize your board like its my closet. WeChat? I will type Chinese and try to sell a building (no joke I really did that).

3. I'm a ball of fun

Because everyone needs a break from being so serious all the time

4. "Great sense of humor" Let Jess tell you how she feels about me.

5. I choose the best Instagram filters.

everyone thinks they are @muradosmann lately huh? and everybody's still a critic.

6. "Ability to meet deadlines in a fast-paced, dynamic environment"

When the going gets rough. I wont pull a Teresa Giudice.

7. "Attention to detail and ability to multi-task"

"Shall I Compare thee to a summer day", no but you can compare me to Donna from Suits.

8. I'm a firm believer my dog can generate a ton of Buzz on Buzzfeed.

He is the cutest Peekapom afterall.