13 Reasons Why Mike Evans Is The Best

Just look at him! (Sorry ladies, he's taken)

1. He's Jacked

Check out those bulging muscles and perfect form!

2. He knows how to jam out

Check out his sweet headphones and that headband!

3. He's really good at rugby

Careful, he'll destroy you.

4. He looks damn good in a bow tie.

Plus, look how much he loves his wife.

5. If you thought he looked good in a bow tie, check him out in a speedo.

Speedo dodgeball domination.

6. He knows how to drive boats.

When he was a kid, the Royal Navy let him navigate ships and stuff.

7. He's an awesome teacher.

Also, an expert giant snowman builder.

8. He's great with babies.

Who doesn't love Mike?

9. He's very secure with his manhood.

Plus, check out those guns!

10. So secure in fact, that he doesn't mind showing off his crafting skills.

Ornaments? Trips to AC Moore? No biggie.

11. He can carry very heavy things, long distances.

The tongue sticking out is an added bonus.

12. He has a healthy appetite.

Turkey leg? Yes please.

13. And last but not least...he's British and has a bloody cute accent.

And he's a great kisser too.

14. BONUS: He is an expert cook.

Look at him slice that pork. Mmm.