1.
You're first college roommate thought you were weird as hell because it's all you watched.
2.
You stay up till the wee hours of the night to find out who won Chopped, Cut Throat Kitchen, or Iron Chef America
3.
You follow and tweet at people on the Food Network like they're your friends
4.
Thanksgiving Live is like Christmas morning
5.
When news about Paula Deen broke you were like...
6.
Ray Rachel makes you crazy.
7.
You think Alton Brown is a genius
8.
You think you'd do a better job than the contestants on Chopped.
9.
You refuse to let your mom cancel you Food Network Magazine subscription while you're in college
10.
Because of the Food Network you feel like an Iron Chef every time you walk into your kitchen