1. This cat is in the club high off Purp
I know, I know. Just stop it with the Miley.
2. These cats are in the club with some shades on
They’re so “fresh”.
3. This cat is tatted up
Just a tiger wearing a cat shirt. So meta.
4. These cats are wearing mini skirts
In the club, duh, because everyone wears mini skirts in the club.
6. These cats are in the club
As you can see, they’re with that guy.
7. These cats are standing on the couch
All OVER the couch.
8. And pretend like it’s their house
Try telling this cat it’s NOT his house.
13. Like they don’t give a f*ck
No f*cks were given by this cat. None.
14. This cat is MC Hammer fly
Just Paula Deen on a flying cat.
15. So fly you can’t touch (this)
Nor should you if you’ve just had surgery.
17. And danced the whole night away
And danced, danced, danced.
18. This cat is naughty by nature
And a little bit of a floozy.
19. Like they’re hip-hop hooray
21. This cat is waving ‘em from side to side
With a duck. Your argument is invalid.
23. They’re about to turn up now
See? That wasn’t so bad, was it?
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