14 Things You Think After Having A Really Weird Dream

I was at work, but it looked like my old school and we were in a tree eating soap...

1. Thank GOODNESS that just was a friggin' dream!

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*Checks to make sure toenails didn't actually fall off*

2. Subconscious, why you trippin'?

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They always sound even more bizarre when you explain them out loud.

3. And literally no one is amused when you try to tell them about it!

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But I swear, it was really funny!

4. Or you have a sex dream about someone from work or school!

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I know you can't see into my subconscious, but awkwarrrd! (Unless, of course, you're into it!)

5. Or worse, that someone DIED!

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You're a dream-murderer and the law will have your ass!

6. Or that you get some weird disease!

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But it's only a dream, right? *Double checks toenails*

7. You've heard that eating weird food before going to sleep can cause nightmares!

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Maybe that chocolate covered bacon at midnight wasn't a good idea...

8. But sometimes, you have a dream where you know ALL THE THINGS!

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And you wish you could put it on your resume!

9. Or you dream-travel to somewhere cool you've never been!

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And your subconscious doesn't charge for a checked bag.

10. And someone whom you haven't seen in forever pops up in your dream!

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And you suddenly miss them and want to hug them!

11. And sometimes you get to touch or meet your fave celebs in your dreams!

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And it was the BEST dream ever!

12. Although they're weird, dreams are really pretty cool!

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Curiouser and curiouser!

13. Until you have to get up and they're interrupted!

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Um. Rude.

14. Sweet Deams!

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We be all night.