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    NASA Invention Or Erotic Novel?

    The NASA Spinoff Database is huge and breathtaking. More importantly, this collection of articles about all the consumer products born through NASA R&D is filled with totally dirty titles like "Putting the Flex in Flexible" and "Lending a Helping Hand." If the title of an article about your invention could also be the title of a pornographic novel, you have a winner in your hands. A few of the best are below; see the full list of articles here.

    • Solutions for Hot Situations

    • A Real Attention-Getter

    • Takin' the Heat

    • Complicated Geometry

    • Ocean in Motion

    • Electrifying Development

    • Finding the Lost City

    • From Apollo to Cognac

    • Tenderness Tester

    • New Life for Miss Liberty

    • Explosive Joining