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Mashed Potatoes 16: Caffeine Watch
Don't take drugs kids, even if daddy says it's ok.
Oh, and if Ashton Kutcher is the voice of a new era then I'm the voice of the late great Jacques Cousteau. I'm sure it's a great ego kick for him though.
