Write Your Own Irish Memoir

In honor of yesterday's annual four leaf clover-fest, a Mad Libs inspired fill-in-the-blank where you can compose your own irish memoir -- even if you're not Irish!

Here's a sample from mine: These were tough times for the McWeber clan. A blight had destroyed all the H20, and we had just burned the last of the females in the house to stay warm. Still, we had faith in our monkey that He would be merciful and soon swallow the lot of us in our sleep.