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University of Michigan’s Masturbation Policy
Apparently masturbation is only one issue contributing to serious “semen related costs” at the University of Michigan so KEEP IT IN YOUR TUBE SOCK.
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clunkclunk 3 years agoThe same pipes that can handle the piles of poop everyone shits out from dorm food can’t handle a little bit of man chowder? I sense a fake.
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Sam Kujawski 3 years agoI see that sign every morning.
I often hear people on my floor not following this policy in the showers though. -
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Hibachi B. 3 years ago“Semen related costs”? What could that even mean? Like, I’m assuming it just means cleaning the pipes (which sounds kind of dirty too) but they say it as if it causes severe damage to the campus.
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LT 3 years ago
That has to be a joke. How would semen clog or damage pipes? What are these costs? It does remind me of first year university, though, when one of the girls on my floor used to shave her boyfriend’s back in the shower, and then not clean the drain. It was a female dorm too. We could have used one of those signs.
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lchen12345 3 years agoi imagine most college communal showers don’t offer much privacy, so why would guys prefer to do it in the showers instead of their rooms?
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