Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
This will change the way you watch movies forever. Uncomfortable Plot Summaries is a game that plays the devil's advocate with your favorite films — summarizing them in a simple, yet Debbie Downer way. Jurassic Park? Merely a “theme park’s grand opening pushed back.” Other amazing examples? Ratatouille was just about “vermin infest[ing] restaurant until it is forced to close doors.” And Superbad? “Boys plan date-rape, sleep together.” Make up your own!
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Thank you for infomrasinya very useful. previously I do not like the film jurassic Park. travel site info
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“Spiderman” - a student who tersengat spider experiments. so that he becomes more powerful and kut. with strength, he put this crime on earth.
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Rich woman lets the poor kid drown to keep the stolen diamond: Titanic
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The Usual Suspects: Mob boss makes up fake story in police interview and walks free. Sound of Music: Nanny ingratiates herself in household before marrying kids' father. Four weddings and a funeral: bachelor goes to four weddings and a funeral. Stays a bachelor.
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Sleazy businessman hooks up with STD-ridden hooker. “Pretty Woman.”
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hate to see this was already done but: Back to the Future: A boy uses time travel to make his mother's sexual assaulter wash his dad's car. Team America: Grown men make dolls do gross things. Forest Gump: Man brings chocolates to a girl he stalked for 30 years.
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“Harry Potter”- Abused orphan is recruited into the world of the occult.
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“Back to the Future”- A teenager from a disfunctional family watches as his only friend, an elderly man, is shot by terrorists then travels back in time and has a near-incestuous relationship with his own mother.
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“How the Grinch Stole Christmas”- Disfigured man enacts revenge on villagers who shunned him.
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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. ha ha ha ha ha
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LARS AND THE REAL GIRL: Retarded man doesn’t know what sex toy is for. OK now I'm sad.
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BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one. Thanks for fucking up my favorite movie for me.
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“Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.” Wizard of Oz. Richard Polito of the Marin Independent Journal writes one line plot summary / loglines to films that are really funny.
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