You're absolutely right, my dear.
Say…while you're under there, how about pulling my finger?
Culture Buzz While I'm sure this doesn't come as a surprise, the infamous “dutch oven” is a highly-debated issue. On behalf of women everywhere, Asylum editor Emily McCombs speaks out against the disgusting act in this public service announcement.
You're absolutely right, my dear.
Say…while you're under there, how about pulling my finger?
I know he don't mean it. I probly done somethin to set him off and then there he goes again with the ovening. I know he loves me and if I'm good he'll stop.
what about covered wagons?
I literally gave a woman a Dutch oven in Holland once.
It's all natural. What's the big deal…
It's my god-given right, and it says so right in the goddamn bible! Thou shalt know the Lord's love when thou hold the skins of your bedding over thy many wive's flesh before exhaling through thy hindquarters.
(A letter from Crepidus to the Flatusians 7:105)
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