I know she's been in stupid movies and that dudes drool over her but I really had no idea how big she was.

COMING AUGUST 4TH — A FULL DAY OF MEGAN FOX ON CRABBYGOLIGHTLY.COM! WEIRD THUMBS! PICS BEFORE AND AFTER NOSE JOB! IN ITSY BATHING SUITS! SAYING STUPID THINGS! LOOKING HOT! BEING STUPID! WEARING AWESOME DRESSES ON THE RED CARPET!…iT'S ALL MEGAN FOX ALL DAY LONG!

DISCUSSION TOPIC: Megan Fox is not sexy. I mean, yeah, she's attractive in an objective scientific sense, but sexiness requires a degree of subtlety. All the forced pouting and lip-licking makes her seem as desperate as a meth-addled hooker offering to suck your dick for a baked potato.

She gets less appealing by the minute. Her E! show is about three years away at this point.

Who's Megan Fox, again?

Why the asceticism? The self-torment?

Overexposed… yes. But a day without her? So pointless. A slightly-less-pointless endeavor that I could get behind would be a “day without cat photos/videos.”

I think I'd be an opportunist and spend every moment of that day feeding Megan Fox out on Crabby! Cause you gotta take what you can get where you can get it.

I try to make everyday a day without megan fox, or any other celebrities.

Every day is a day withought Megan Fox, if I can help it. Except today, now.

I Heart Chaos representin' in NoMF Day!

I could go forever without Megan Fox. Make it so, Buzzfeed.

I dunno. Don't forget the toe thumbs!