KISS Showed Up To The Thanksgiving Parade To Make It Wild And Crazy

    Just as we all expected. There were also large, fluffy floats.

    Lindsey Adler
    by Lindsey Adler

    BuzzFeed News Reporter

    This year's Thanksgiving Day Parade featured a few surprise guests, who are notably less squishy and known to children than their suspended in air companions:

    Mike Opelka @stuntbrain

    OK, Macy's parade just "jumped the shark." This happened. KISS, (sort of) live.

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    The good news is that it seems no giant balloons were harmed in the making of this parade.

    Derekwhite @ocrgazbar99

    KISS @Macys parade. #awesome

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    Spidey is fine...

    Eduardo Munoz / Reuters

    Thomas was unfazed...

    Carlo Allegri / Reuters

    Snoopy, who's been in this parade since 1968, was just like, "Wait... those guys are still popular too?"

    Ronald McDonald seemed to be the only character concerned about the threat posed by the heavily-studded rockstars, and was like, "Yo, I've gotta go..."

    Getty Images Brad Barket

    Let's just hope they don't let Gene Simmons poke our beloved Doughboy in his squishy, floaty tummy.