Sorry, Chris Brown, but doing Green Man won't make me think you're not an asshole.

Dear People Who Aren't Charlie Day, Stop it. You look like a douche. Sincerely,
T.

Well yeah, I mean what is that, lycra? It would probably get really hot. Are there even air holes in the mask? I would change, too.

Once you go green….

If you've got it, flaunt it.  It's why I wear short kilts everywhere.