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Can We Guess The Last Time You Took A Shower?

To be honest, showers kind of stress you out. You really need more time to soak, luxuriate, and prune up. Plus, who can say no to bubbles?

Never. Only baths.

Night showers are the only showers. It's the perfect time to unwind and wash away all the stress of the day. Plus, you can't stand the idea of going to bed dirty. Ew.

Last night.

Don't worry about it. Showering too often is bad for you anyways. And conditioner is overrated — your body produces all its necessary oils ~naturally~.

Yesterday, probably?

You're actually taking this quiz \*in\* the shower. You feel so clean, but your life's a mess. Seriously. You need help.

Literally right now.

Hygiene is a social construct, and you'll call yourself clean whenever you damn well please. Life is meant to be rolled in. \*smears mud across chest\* \*licks fingers\* \*prances into forest\*

...define "shower."

Duh. You're not an animal. You run a tight ship and nobody messes with your morning routine. Plus, you look and smell fresh as hell. Werq.

This morning.

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Can We Guess The Last Time You Took A Shower?

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