2. She brought her cats in backpacks to school
C’mon, you know you always wanted to do this
4. She understands the importance of good nutrition
They DID always tell us to eat a good breakfast before tests in school, didn’t they?
5. She’s able to name those weird resentful feelings we all get towards our pets
FINE, I DON’T EVEN CARE IF YOU DON’T WANT TO CUDDLE, CAT