The Not-So-Definitive List Of Twitter Commandments

Considering breaking one of these commandments? Once or twice, you're forgiven. Repeat offenders go straight to hades. Just kidding.

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Here's how to stay in your followers good graces.

1. Thou shalt not retweet inspirational quotes

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As much as I'm sure that "Girls Feelings <3" has a ton of excellent life experience, please just spare us all.

I agree completely. I need to distance myself from people like you.

2. Thou shalt not RT anyone by the name of "Future First Lady" or anything relating to "southern" or "princess"

Oh my God, a real, Southern, PRINCESS?

****must retweet everything****!

3. Thou shalt not subtweet

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I wouldn't save any of you from a Sharknado.

4. Thou shalt never be #TeamFollowBack

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http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Looking-Desperate

5. Thou shalt not use thy account to hold mundane conversations with thy friends

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Channel your inner Channing. Pick up your cell phone.

6. Thou shalt not put a ™ symbol by thy name, nor shalt thy try to fake a verification checkmark

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You have 200 followers.

7. Thouest shalt avoidest TV show plot spoilers under threat of a citizens arrest

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The worst type of people ruin a season finale in just under 140 characters.

8. Thouest shalt avoidest using #blessed or #itsthelittlethings*

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*unless it's about your grandma

9. Thou shalt not retweet a tweet that is solely about thyself and offers no humor to thy twitter feed

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let's not get self indulgent now, folks

10. THOU MUST AVOID "FORGETTING" TO TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF. Useth only when discussing @Beyonce.

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Use those caps, little Johnny, use those caps.