10 Truths Life Time Members Will Understand

It's not a gym. It's a Healthy Way of Life Destination.

1. You deserve fresh towels everywhere you go.

And someone else to fold them for you.

2. No treadmill is as special as your treadmill.

You're kind of in a relationship.

3. Sometimes, yoga class looks like this.

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Progress, not perfection. Right, guys?

4. You're living on a smoothie-based diet.

It's a healthy addiction.

5. This is a casual morning workout.

Rise and grind ya'll.

6. Your kid's idea of junk food is a LifeCafe pizza.

And their mouths shall never know the taste of fast food.

7. It's confusing when a restroom doesn't have granite countertops.

Is this LAMINATE?!

8. It's perfectly acceptable for a baby to wear a FitBit.

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Gotta get those steps in, son.

9. You've tried to pay for dinner using your club card.

Oh, you're not familiar with this black card? My mistake, good sir.

10. The emergency kit in your car is stocked...with workout stuff.

You know it's a crisis when you forget your headphones.