1. Carrie Mathison’s ugly cry face ain’t got nothing on Nasim.
2. I trusted you. We all trusted you. Now you’re leaving and Weekend Update just won’t be the same.
4. I think Nasim may have just missed her calling.
Move over Kim, a new music video star is born!
5. So this is the preview for her TED Talk, right?
7. R.I.P Waking Up With Kimye. We were really hoping North West would make an appearance.
12. Nasim does a better Rachel Green than Rachel Green herself.
13. If Nicki Minaj had a troop of minions, I imagine they’d look something like this:
14. If anyone’s gonna call Seth Meyers flakey little baklava, it’s gonna be Nasim.
15. Listen Santa, I’m only asking for one present this year. DON’T LET NASIM LEAVE SNL
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