What Age Are You, Really?

Find out if you’re one of those “twentysomethings.”

  1. 1. Which best describes your weekly alcohol consumption habits?
    1. 12 drinks average, most of which you severely regret the next day.
    2. 12 drinks average, but consumed in a period of two days.
    3. A lot. Probably. Why are we counting?
    4. It depends, but you pretty much only drink when in a drinks-related situation: co-worker happy hour, dinner parties, etc.
    5. Half a bottle of wine. A whole bottle on a heavier week.
  2. 2. You've been invited to a friend's birthday party at a bar and it starts at 9:30 p.m....
    1. You have no problem declining the invite.
    2. You’ll be there, but probably show up late.
    3. You think, “Oh my god what is wrong with this person why so late???” But you still put on a good face.
    4. You show up at 9:30 p.m. on the dot and you’re out the door by 10:30.
    5. Cool beans, man.
  3. 3. Who is your best friend?
    1. Your co-worker you get buzzed with several nights a week.
    2. Best friend, singular? You have, like, a couple.
    3. Your S.O.
    4. The person you met when you were 24.
    5. TV
  4. 4. How in shape are you?
    1. You’re training for a half-marathon, so pretty decent.
    2. You’ve never worked out, but you’re thinking about starting, NBD.
    3. Shape? More like a blob.
    4. Not great shape, but you wouldn’t know it from looking at me.
    5. Ugh. Everything hurts all the time.
  5. 5. What is "Sassy" magazine?
    1. A cool teen magazine you were slightly too old to read.
    2. The last cool teen magazine you ever had the privilege of reading.
    3. What?
    4. A teen magazine you pretend you used to read.
    5. A defunct teen magazine you learned about from Tavi.
  6. 6. Do you think you're old?
    1. Nope.
    2. You’re what you’d call mature.
    3. Yes you feel old. It’s written all over your Twitter.
    4. Yes, you’re old. Because it’s true.
    5. You’re old, sure. But you could be older.
  7. 7. Which social network do you prefer?
    1. Facebook
    2. None
    3. Twitter
    4. Tumblr
    5. Instagram
  8. 8. What drink do you order at a bar?
    1. Rum and Coke
    2. Rum and Diet Coke
    3. White wine
    4. A craft beer
    5. Club soda
  9. 9. You have an extra $1,000. What do you do with the money?
    1. Put it toward paying off your credit card.
    2. You take a trip somewhere fun with friends.
    3. Put it in savings.
    4. You buy a bed from West Elm.
    5. You’ll probably end up spending it on shoes and Apple products and then wonder where it went.
  10. 10. Doing absolutely nothing is...
    1. Nice but impossible.
    2. A dream come true.
    3. Great, but being lazy gets to you.
    4. Not cool.
    5. Boring.
  11. 11. Which extravagance is most necessary in your life?
    1. Dry cleaning
    2. Organic foods
    3. Wine club
    4. Clothing
    5. Starbucks
  12. 12. Your goal for the next year is...
    1. To stay out of trouble.
    2. To quit your job in some spectacular, viral video fashion.
    3. To take more time off.
    4. To make it through alive.
    5. To buy a house.

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