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When he called B.S. on astrology:
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When he took it all in:
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When he offered the real story of Christmas:
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When he knew what sharks were thinking:
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When he offered this intriguing zombie proposition:
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When he said what we're all too ashamed to admit:
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When he reminded us that humans just don't get the big picture:
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And that humans are largely dumb:
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When he made this astute observation, making you oh-so-grateful:
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When he shot down idiots, but with utter class:
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When he made this joke about atheists:
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OK, literally all the jokes Neil has ever made about atheists:
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When he made this hypothesis, which makes total sense:
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When, once again, he spelled out another of humanity's inconsistencies.
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When he made this good point that made you pause to think:
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When he was clearly the awesomest person in the grocery store, ever:
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And when he SHUT. DOWN. ALL. THE. HATERS:
So be thankful for the joy Neil brings you. And always be thankful for this Vulcan salute: