"Skatetown, U.S.A." (1979) Is A Celebration Of Love On Wheels

The best/worst movie you never saw stars Scott Baio, Patrick Swayze, Marcia Brady, and a guy with a glitter beard.

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2. Patrick Swayze as “Ace Johnson.”

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3. His rival, “Richie” (no last name) as played by Sir Charles-in-Charge.

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4. Marcia Brady’s also in it.

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5. Glitter beard bomb! This dude steals the show.

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6. The fine art of wheel-dancing on wooden floors.

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7. One of the guys from MGMT is also in it? Huh.

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8. Customary skate attire of the time period: bikinis.

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