Buzz·Posted on Feb 11, 201513 Candy Hearts That Failed So Hard They Almost WonV-Day is cruel.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This candy heart, which basically says, "I cheated." View this photo on Instagram 2. This "save me" heart which doesn't so much read as damsel in distress as it does I AM SO LONELY GOD HELP ME. View this photo on Instagram 3. It's hard not to take this literally. "I'm real." "Yes, yes you are a real human being." View this photo on Instagram 4. Message received. Life is cruel. View this photo on Instagram 5. If this is a weird sex thing, I don't want to know. View this photo on Instagram 6. Otherwise known as the restraining order candy heart. View this photo on Instagram 7. Just leave the money on the dresser. View this photo on Instagram 8. Because Tinder isn't working. View this photo on Instagram 9. The candy heart a serial killer leaves at your doorstep. View this photo on Instagram 10. Here's a candy heart your Ex would probably send to you. View this photo on Instagram 11. This candy heart is sad because it just gives no fucks. View this photo on Instagram 12. Yes, mistakes can always be learned from. But they're rarely good. Nor are they tasty. View this photo on Instagram 13. And finally there's this. Here's to hoping that no one gives you an OLD ANUS heart on Saturday.