Buzz·Posted on Mar 3, 201517 Reasons No One Should Ever Get A CatEvil little beasts.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. They make horrible TV watching companions. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. They are cruel, stone-cold bitches who won't give you any love or affection. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. I mean, have you ever tried cuddling with a cat? It is literally the worst. View this photo on Instagram 4. All cats are dumb. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Your sleeping cat will disgust you with its dumb little eyes and dumb little paws. View this photo on Instagram 6. No cat is going to be your reading buddy. 7. Their faces are downright annoying. View this photo on Instagram 8. They are the worst animal to dress up for Halloween. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. It is an absolute given that if you already have a dog, your cat will HATE IT. 10. They're certainly never going to help you out. View this photo on Instagram 11. If you have a kid, your cat will hate your child so much. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. They won't ever offer you high fives. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Their attempts to creep you out will succeed and will never be cute. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Cats have no character. None whatsoever. 15. They take themselves way too seriously. 16. Cats are never down to hang out and have a good time. 17. And you know what's worse than one cat? Two cats. It's like double yuck. View this photo on Instagram Can’t get enough cats? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s “This Week in Cats” newsletter and you’ll get all the cutest kitty news every Friday!