Bitch, you can’t play Angry Birds on a PSP.

Eleven percent of kids in high school don’t think success is defined by something they really don’t have that much access to yet? Let’s wait for 5 years from now when they’re eating Ramen noodles and staring longingly at that new attache case or thinking about buying a car that doesn’t spew black smoke when you shift into second gear…then needing a three bedroom…then needing to save for retirement…then saving for their kid’s college while their kid is thinking “You know, money just isn’t what defines success!”

Hi, Class of 2015-er here… No. Just… No. This paints us in much too positive a light. :| Besides, I’m sure we’re no different than the Class of 2014 or the Class of 2016. Everyone’s different, too, so stop trying to lump us together and make generalizations about consumerism, naivety, etc.
I, for one, and not a consumer whore.

i feel like a lot of these terms don’t define intelligence as they do selfishness and naivety

Smart is a subjective term, man.

extra emphasis on “your future consumers.” can we look at a generation for more than just use value for once?

America.

Good use of the Wilhelm Scream.

Not having cable isn’t the same as not caring about TV… people just watch everything online, it makes no sense to pay for cable and lug a tv to college

The worst part about them is that they’re going to wear their pants inside out, pay 50 bucks for a pepsi and ruin hoverboarding for everyone!

ugh…seriously, I knew these kids were coming, and I don’t like these stats.

So thats what this year’s freshmen are like…:C