1.
Totally the kind of compliment that your boss will love. Try it this week.
2.
Just tell me where the chocolate river is...
3.
One does not simply have grub.
4.
Nothing quite like old fashioned romance.
6.
I've always wanted to ask him this, tbh.
7.
One of those innuendos where you're like damn, that's DIRRRRTY, but you don't actually have any idea what's being referred to.
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Moustache is gonna moustache!
9.
In which Rajnikanth plays a swashbuckling, romantic, underground Don who's actually an accountant at heart.
10.
Who needs arteries...
11.
Are these compliments?
12.
This doesn't sound uncomfortable at all.
13.
Best pickup line ever. EVER.
14.
Did you read lust prayer?
15.
Time works in mysterious ways!
16.
I don't even *want* to know what that means.
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Her eyes are just like my big brother!
18.
Literally. What. I mean, what. I repeat: WHAT.
19.
In case you can't find any sleeping pills...
