A. At home in bed
1. Read the Personal Column
2. Write to the Paper
3. Take out a Personal ad
4. Cut through all this red tape
B. A bar called O'Malleys
Plan our escape.

A. A box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house ::insert map of A point at a location half a block from Jerry’s Bait Shop::
1. Listen to the local radio contest
2. Correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy’s butt
3. Win a first-class, one-way ticket to
B. Albuquerque